About RogelioKesegowaasejM
Sarah Shahi:
Sarah Shahi Nude
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Information:
Name: Sarah Shahi
Born: 1980-01-10
Height: 1.6
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Filmography:
The L Word (2005), Rush Hour 3 (2007), Shades of Ray (2008), Life (2008), Damages (2006)
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Chad Michael Murray:
Chad Michael Murray
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Information:
Name: Chad Michael Murray
Born: 1981-08-24
Height: 1.83
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Filmography:
A Cinderella Story (2004), Total Request Live (2004), One Tree Hill (2005), Live with Regis and Kathie Lee (2006), Megiddo: The Omega Code 2 (2001)
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What is black and white and red all over?
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Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!
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Professor: I forgot to take
my umbrella
this morning.
Wife: When did you first miss it, dear?
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had
stopped.
AlikkeesGeffreyDt
How can you tell if there is
an elephant
in your dessert ?
You get very lumpy ice cream !
GehardGofraidhKn
A young husband with an inferiority complex
insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.
The
marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish
to
save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."
GaetanGareoc
Mother: Did you
enjoy the school outing,
dear ?
Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow.
Mother: Really ?
Why's that ?
Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.
GoreuMachairoR
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Boiler
!
Boiler who ?
Boiler egg for four minutes !
AdelphosDaiid
What do you give a
nine-hundred-pound
gorilla for his birthday?
I don't know, but you'd better hope he
likes it!
HardwynWeirleyYO
Detective: How did you
get into
counterfeiting?
Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at
home."
KleefLucianoci
Q: What happens if you sing country music
backwards?
A: You get your job and your wife back.
BeretunBlagdonMS
1st
man: "My neighbors were screaming and
yelling at three o'clock this
morning!"
2nd man: "Did they wake
you?"
1st man: "Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."
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